Joke(s) of the day

don't miss the corporate days myself, remember on daily basis, tonnes of these 'fun' jokes get sent & received..

but this is one of the few that I still receive but thought it was fun:

1.)This one really touched my heart!

"Dear God, This year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer. Amen." 2.) Look very carefully at the picture below: See a girl with an exposed ass at the back? If you answered “Yes”, …….. scroll down. Then make an immediate appointment with your eye doctor and your spiritual advisor. (You have both very poor vision and a very dirty mind.) The “exposed ass” that you think that you see is actually the shoulderof the girl taking the picture!!